Paper

For the person that you annoy - we mean, love - the most.

Specifications:

Format: A6 - 4.5" x 6.125"

Material: Opaque White, Uncoated

Say thank you by cussing at them. Then they know you REALLY mean it.

Specifications:

Format: A6 - 4.5" x 6.125"

Material: Opaque White, Uncoated

Hang in there! Because boob puns are the breast puns.

Specifications:

Format: A6 - 4.5" x 6.125"

Material: Opaque White, Uncoated

The best birthdays are those with laughter. Even if you're being made fun of.

Specifications:

Format: A6 - 4.5" x 6.125"

Material: Opaque White, Uncoated

Happy Birthday, Stud greeting card. For 'that guy' on his birthday. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope.

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

You're One Tough Broad greeting card. We *see you*, and we commend you. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope.

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Badass Award greeting card. When you want to make someone's bossness official. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope.

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

CAKE CAKE CAKE greeting card. When you're really excited about err your friend's birthday. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope.

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

F*ck It I Love You greeting card. When you've just completely surrendered to the warm fuzzies. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope.

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Love Our Tribe greeting card. Because it's cause for celebration that we're a Taylor Swift video IRL. Single blank interior greeting card with matching blush envelope.

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Friends Through Thick & Thin greeting card. For your way-back friends and the brow-obsessed alike. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope. Bestseller!

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

When Life Gives You Lemons, Chase Some Tequila greeting card. Always stay positive (and/or slightly buzzed). Single blank interior greeting card with matching blush envelope.

4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Paperback book. Teenage Rebels provides a glimpse into the laws, policies, and political struggles that have shaped the lives of American high school students over the last one hundred years. Through dozens of case studies, Dawson Barrett recounts the strikes, marches, and picket lines of teens all over the U.S. as they demand better textbooks, start recycling programs and protest the censorship of student newspapers.

Zine/pamphlet. A guide to using plants in your environment for their medicinal properties. A whole host of tips and tricks for tending to your bumps and bruises and keeping yourself healthy. Health care and medical doctors are getting more and more useless, but there's a lot of stuff you don't need them for, and being able to tend to your health in small ways is a key adulting skill.

Paperback book. Weed is a powerful medicine, and growing your own is as empowering as it gets. Experienced Humboldt farmer Madrone Stewart, shares her hard-won knowledge gained from years of growing cannabis, Zen meditation, and surviving as a woman in a male-dominated industry. She walks you through the big picture and details of growing six backyard plants, from selecting seeds to harvesting and processing. Humorous, sage, and with a big heart.

"It's Your Birthday? Alpaca Bowl!" Digitally offset printed in the USA on 110# uncoated cover stock. Blank inside. A2 (4.25" x 5.5"). Square flapped envelope, packaged in an open-top cello sleeve.

Made in United States of America

"Choreplay turns me on" - digitally offset printed in the USA on 110# uncoated cover stock. Blank inside. A2 (4.25" x 5.5"). Square flapped envelope, packaged in an open-top cello sleeve.

Made in United States of America

"Some Like Asses but I Like Glasses (Nice Specs, Wanna Sex?)" Digitally offset printed in the USA on 110# uncoated cover stock. Blank inside. A2 (4.25" x 5.5"). Square flapped envelope, packaged in an open-top cello sleeve.

Made in United States of America

Oh High"

Digitally offset printed in the USA on 110# uncoated cover stock. Blank inside. A2 (4.25" x 5.5"). Square flapped envelope, packaged in an open-top cello sleeve.

Made in United States of America

"Sub-Par Dad"

Digitally offset printed in the USA on 110# uncoated cover stock. Blank inside. A2 (4.25" x 5.5"). Square flapped envelope, packaged in an open-top cello sleeve.

Made in United States of America

Happy Birthday Babe greeting card.
4x6, Blank Inside. White envelope.

Made by a small business woman in United States of America.
Case: 1 greeting card.

Venice Canals Birthday greeting card.
4x6, Blank Inside. White envelope.

Made by a small business woman in United States of America.
Case: 1 greeting card.

Rollerskate Birthday greeting card.
4x6, Blank Inside. White envelope.

Made by a small business woman in United States of America.
Case: 1 greeting card.

Low Maintenance Love greeting card.
4x6, Blank Inside. White envelope.

Made by a small business woman in United States of America.
Case: 1 greeting card.